drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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