called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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