whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
