I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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