With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
tell me about the fingering
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