just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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