I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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