I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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