I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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