I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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