just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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