the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We talked him into tasing himself.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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