I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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