Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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