You're completely useless in the revolution.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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