Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I am spending my child support on dildos
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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