Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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