New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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