The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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