Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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