she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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