I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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