I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
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i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
smell my finger.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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