There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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