Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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