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I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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