we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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