The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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