I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
