i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
it glows. i had to have it.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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