Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
one two three fourrrrnication!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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