This is not my ceiling
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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