dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
