I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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