i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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