Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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