Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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