I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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