Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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