Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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