that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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