I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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