He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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