Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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