In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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