Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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