lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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