Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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