You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
This is classic penis vs brain.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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