So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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