Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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