No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?